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superflydarkowholock:

friedrubberducks:

just-a-hungry-loner:

little-metal-girl:

epicallyfunny:

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Need this

thank yooou

how to not be productive

I feel complete

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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digger-bick:

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

and sometimes I go down ;)

girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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tastefullyoffensive:

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